BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
DARU se NASHA badhta hai,
NASHE se JUNUN,
JUNUN se MEHNAT,
MEHNAT se PAISA,
PAISE se IZZAT.
isliye IZZAT paane ke liye,
"DARU" Pii
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Pani Ko Bhi DARU
Bana Dete,
Tere Liye DAARU k Tank Bharwa Dete,
Kambakhat Pite Nahi Tum Hamare Saath
Warna TAJ MAHAL Ko Bhi DANCE BAR Bana
Dete.
Ganesh-Raigadh 9270498264
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Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na piyo ke
Adha piya aur adha chod diya
Yaron yeh pyar hai pyaar
Nahin koi Vim Bar
Jo thoda sa lagaya aur bas ho gaya
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Cop 2 Sharabi:Whr r u goin?
Shrabi:Daru 'pine se nuksan' par Parvachan Sunne
Cop:Itni Raat ko kaun prvachn deta hai?
Sharabi:Patni Aur Saas
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Sharabi:Doctor, Aap meri Sharaab chhudva sakte ho.
Doc:Haa kyoun nahi.
Sharabi : To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakri hai Plz chhudva do
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Na dil ki bazi thi na dil ka sauda,Agar de dete woh hame waqt thoda, na aati aaj ye nobat aur koi hume na puchta ki with water ya with soda
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Marna agar na hota to jine me maja kya hota .gam mohbbat ka agar na hota to pine me maja kya hota.
Roni-Tonk 9887066966
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LOVE MEANS-
L-LAKE OF BEER
O-OCEAN OF WHISKY
V-VALLEY OF RUM
E-END OF STOCK (bar closed)
LOVE isinjurious 2 health,so dnt fall in LOVE .
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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