Sms Jokes-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa: Oye Kya Kar Raha Hai?
Sardar: Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kar Rha Hun!
Santa: Kyun?
Sardar:Jab Yeh Bada Ho Jayega,
Tab Iska Matlab puchunga.sms by
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Kanjus baap: Kaha gaya
tha?
Beta: Girl frnd k sath tha!
Baap gusse se: Kitna
kharcha kiya?
Beta: 250
Baap: 250..??
Beta: us k pass itne he the
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Boy: mein iss Tree pe chadu to engineering college ki girls dikhegi
girl: or tu waha se gir gaya
To medical college ki
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Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy.
Boy: Kya tu mujhse shadi kalegi?
Gal: Nai
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nai mai nai kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzz.
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Pappu-maine mere bete ka naam America rakha hai..
Mangu-kyun?
Papu-me duniya ko dikhana
chahta hu k me America ka baap hoon..
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Patni: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho. 10 saal pehle shadi k liye inkaar kiya aak tak pi raha hai. Pati:wah! Itni lambi celebration!
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Jawaan ladki:
Hey bhagwaan meri ek samajhdar aadmi se shadi karana.
Bhagwaan:
Asambhav! Samajhdar aadmi shadi nahi karte!!!
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Why are egyptians children alwys confused? Bcoz after death their daddy becomes the Mummy!
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Boy: i love u do u love me! Girl: apni surat dekhi hai. Is se achcha to mai mar jaun. Boy:kamini mar jayege par kisi garib k kaam nahi ayegi
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Aadmi ki car se takrakar tota behosh hogaya. Aadmi use ghar lejakar pinjre mein rakha. Tota hosh mein aane k baad
Ailaa! Jail lagta hai car driver mar gaya. Salaa....
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Ek juu ko ganje k sar par dekh dusra juu bola wah kya ghar dundha hai. To pahle ne jawab diya ghar kahan abhi to sirf plot dhundha hai.
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2 admi kabristan me baithe bate kar rahe the. Ye murde log kitne aaram se sote hai. Tabhi ek murda nikla aur bola- Q na soye yeh jagah jaan de k hasil ki hai.
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Lambi umar k liye kya karna chahiye?
Ans-Shadi
Shadi karne se umar lambi hojati hai?
Ans- nahi lambi lagne lagti
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Gharic mariz: paise nahi hai ap mera ilag kardo ek din ap k kaam aunga. Dr:kya karte ho? Mariz:ji kabar khdta hun.
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Ganeshji: bhakt teri tapasya se hum prasanna hye maang kya chahiye. Bhakt:ek bike dedo! Ganeshji:abe bike hoti to main chuhe pe kyun swari karta.
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Indianboy:mere 3 bhai 3 behan hai. Americanboy:mere bhai bahen nahi par pahli mom se 4 papa aur pahle papa se 4 mom hai.
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2007 ka bhikari
Bhikari: amma kuch khana ho to do na! Amma: khana abhi nahi banaya hai. Bhikhari: mera cell no. Likh lo khana ban jaye to mis call mar dena.
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