Sms Jokes-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Teacher To Pathan :
"Agar-Batti" Ka Muhaavra Banao ...
Pathan:
Agar Batti Chali Jaye To Andhera Ho Jata Hy ... ;->
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1 day all girls on earth went to god 2 ask who is the most handsome boy & returned to earth with a question...who is that "REHAN
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Santa:Yar muje 1hathora or keel chahiye computer k lye.
SalesMan:Magar pc me inka kia kam?
Santa:Oye yar muje pc me windows lagani hai!
by
REHAN KAUSAR
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Teacher-"..Bazar main goliyan chal rahi.."
-Translate in English.
Dipu- The Tablets are walking in the market..sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-or kuch beta?
Bachcha- ab bhago
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Man's life
before marriage
SPIDERMAN
After finding
a girl
SUPERMAN,
After
Engagement
GENTLEMAN,
After
Marriage
WATCHMAN,
10years
Later
DOBERMAN
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A 70yrs old bachelor advertise his zararut-e-rishta in newspaper..after a month he gets a letter saying "miyan.! Is umar me rishte nahi farishte aate hai...
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Ghor kalyug
boy: kya main tumhara haath chum sakta hun...?
Girl: kyun kamine kya mere lips par kante lage hai kya...>
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What is the difference between Egyptian Mummies & Indian Mummies?
Children r afraid of Egyptian Mummies
& Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
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Ven i cry no1 sees my tears
Ven i m worried no1 sees my pain
Ven i m happy no1 sees my smile
But,
Saala 1ladki k sath ghumo to sari duniya dekhti hai..
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Y do v drink water?
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bcoz v cnnot eat it :)
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Wo saabun ki khushbu,
Wo paani ki thandak,
Wo shampoo ki mehak,
Wo dhule hue kapade ka mulayam sa ehsaas,
Tum kya jano,ye to sirf roz nahane wale hi jane.
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1 bhoot 2nd bhoot se: Kitni ajib baat hai! Adami mar jata hai tab BHOOT ban jata hai, magar aurat marne ke baad bhi CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi rahti hai.
Pati patni ghumne gaye. Ek lady ne pati ko hello kiya. Patni: kon thi? Pati: tu dimag mat chat. Me pehle hi pareshan hu ki usko kya bataunga tum kaun ho!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638736
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Wife: aj humari shadi ki salgirah hai Q na tandoori banai jaye. Husband: bhagyewan jo galti maine ki uski saza bachari murghi ko Q de....
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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