Sms Jokes-010
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Q.A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it. A.The thief was spending less than his wife...
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An a apple a day keeps the doctore away. BUT IF D DOCTOR IS CUTE THEN FORGET THE FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Biwi ko thappad marne k bad Pati:admi use marta he jise wo pyar karta he. Biwi ne zor se mara & boli-aap kya samje me apse pyar nahi krti
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mahabharat mein sabse bewakuf kaun tha?guess...guess...DUSSHASAN! Kaise?sala 2 episode tak sari khichta raha.sari upar bhi to kar sakta tha.
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Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi... Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
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3 Glances=1 Smile,
3 Smiles=1 Meeting,
3 Meetings=1 Kiss,
3 Kisses=1 Proposal,
3 Proposals=1 Marrige... AND 1 Marrige=3 Words.
"Vat Lag Gaye!
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A: Do you want to hear a dirty joke? B: Ok A: A white horse fell in the mud
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RAM SITA HAI...
TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
Ans -. TAILOR ( darzi )
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Santa : Why did the man put his radio in his refrigerator? Banta : I give up. Santa : Stupid, because he wanted to hear cool music
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Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI-Before marriage.
LAXMI-After marriage.
BAI-After children.
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