Sms Jokes-013
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass....
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Begger:- Ammaa! Donate me some meals. House owner: my wife is not here. Come afterwards. Begger:- i asked meals,not ur wife
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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(Rmlila suru hone se pahle) Ravan: ram 1 bidi de RAM: chal-chal, apna bandal kharid (Rmla suru hone k bad) Rm: Ravan,sita dede R: kyon bidi di thi
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Jud: How dare you call me saala? Law: My Lod, I said kaun "Sa Law"
Rahi Reza-Mumbai 09967079131
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Sawaari:Bhai,kitne ghante bus mei rehte ho? Conductor:24 ghante. Sawari:Kaise? Cond:8 ghante bus mei,or baki 16 ghante Biwi k bas me
Mohsin Aalefata 09860709058
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Santa-bachpan me main 5th floor se gir gaya tha! Banta-oh! To tu mar gaya ya bach gaya? Santa-Yad nahi yaar,yeh bahut purani bat ha
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Santa: 1 ltr gay ka doodh dena. Banta: lekin tumhara bartan to bahut chhota hai. Santa: to theek hai, 1 ltr bakri ka doodh de do.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Santa:Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain Banta:Wow, Kab? Santa:Main 7 Jan ko aur wo 13 Fab ko...!
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Chuha billi se drta hai Billi kutte se drti hai Kutta aadmi se drta hai Aadmi biwi se drta hai BIWI chuhe se drti hai Duniya GOL hai na
Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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