Sms Jokes-014
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl 2 Boyfriend- Can U drive the CAR with one hand? Boyfriend(romanticly)- Yeah! Sure. Girl- Fir aapna nak saaf karle
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Ravan decides 2 apologise 2 Ram,knocks the door, Ram opens.. Ravan stands thinking Guess what? ? ? ? ? Kis mooh se maafi mangu??
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Ladka ladki dekne gaya they r in a room 4 10 min 2 talk each other GIRL:(Darte Darte) BHAIYA ap kitne bhai bahin hain BOY:3 the,4 hue
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Sindhi businessman dies & goes to Heaven. As a reward, God gives him two huge palaces. He sells one, rents the other & goes to live with his relatves in hell
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Santa:Maa khushkabri hai Ma:bol beta Santa:hum 2 se 3 ho gaye Maa:mubarak ho,beta hua ya beti? Santa:meri biwi ne dusri shadi karli
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Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
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Difference Between Mother & Wife? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying.. & the other ensures U Continue to do so
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PAGAL- "Dr Saab, Mai Khud Ko Bhagwan Samajne Lga Hu..." Dr -"Yeh Problem Kab Se Hai..??" PAGAL- "Jab Se Maine Yeh Duniya Banayi Hai.."
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A highly sucesful flirt ws once askd - "Which one is ur best gf?" he replied - "The next one!!"
Alwys aim high n continuously improve ur performance.. ;-)
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Tiger Kills Cow,
Hippopotamus see It.
Tiger asks Hippo "Not to tell this in Court",
Hippo Refuses.,
Tiger Asks why?
Hippo said-SHAKIRA says"Hips Don't Lie"
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