Sms Jokes-015
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Teacher- Y r u late? Student- Mom Dad were fighting.. Teacher- They were fighting y u late? Student- My 1 shoe was with mom and 1 with dad.
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Man 2 Hotel Manager: Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khidki Se Kud Kar Jaan Dena Chahti Hai.
Mangr.: So, Wht Can I Do?
Man.: Abe Khidki Nahi Khul rahi.!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Police:Tera dost kaise mara? Santa:main nahi janta usne bola mere pet me chuhe daud raha hai to maine use sirf chuhe marne ki davai pilayi.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bhikari :- Sahab 1 rupya de do. SAHAB:- Tumhe sharm nahi aati, road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho. Bhikari:- Abe toh tere 1 rupye k liye office kholu kya ? .
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Premi :Aisa khat likh sajni,
Meri umar beet jaye padhne me!
Premika :
(i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"!%>; =*?#@?w@'*e(p+>i*<tF!)$(i;f?$@? #'<,=)?'@+? Le Padh.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Santa: People consider me as "God"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Wats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming.
1st Ant:V will break his leg,
2nd:V will kill him,
3rd:Leave him Dude,he is alone & v r 3..
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Police:Tera dost kaise mara? Santa:main nahi janta usne bola mere pet me chuhe daud raha hai to maine use sirf chuhe marne ki davai pilayi.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bhikari :- Sahab 1 rupya de do. SAHAB:- Tumhe sharm nahi aati, road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho. Bhikari:- Abe toh tere 1 rupye k liye office kholu kya ? .
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Premi :Aisa khat likh sajni,
Meri umar beet jaye padhne me!
Premika :
(i=0i>xE'I1i+:e_y#a#>#"!%>; =*?#@?w@'*e(p+>i*<tF!)$(i;f?$@? #'<,=)?'@+? Le Padh.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Santa: People consider me as "God"
Banta: How do you know??
Santa: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
-=(S.D)=-
Wats attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming.
1st Ant:V will break his leg,
2nd:V will kill him,
3rd:Leave him Dude,he is alone & v r 3..
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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