Parents 2 a college watchman: "Is this college good..?"
Watchman: "Probably the best.
I did my engineering here & got imidiate placement...
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2 yrs
20 subjcts
200 assignments
2000 lectures
20000 submissions
A normal human being cant do it !!
Remaining abnormals are called MBA's
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A STUDENT SENT A TELEGRAM 2 HIS DAD.......
"No Money,No Fun Yours Faithful Son!"
DAD REPLY BY SAYING........
"So Sad,Too Bad,Ur Dearest Dad!"
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Once Professor Santa askd a plumber 2 cm 2 his collge.u knw y? cz he wantd 2 check frm wer d question ppr is leaking!
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To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
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My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near
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Like Us Work On D Principle Of Rocket. Not B'coz Dat We Aim 2 Sky But B'coz We Don't Start Studying Until Our Tail Is Fired n
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Education is incomplete without 5 B's
B - Bikes
B - Beers
B - Babes
B - Bunks and the most important
B - Backlogs!
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Teacher:Tum school kisliye aate ho? Stud:Vidya k liye sir. Teacher:To phir tum class mein so kyu rahe ho? Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi aai..
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The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4 , 2 , 28 and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
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