Paper ki roti
10sion ka aachar
Lamp ki kiran
Ques ki bahar
Formule ki chatni
Figure ka pyar
Mubarak hoaapko ye Exam ka tyohar
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Sign post outside our college- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
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Class Rooms are like Train. 1 st 2 benche r Executive Coaches(Reserved for VIP) Middle 2 r Genral Compartment. N Last 2 r Sleeper Class!
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Teacher:ek saal me kitni raate hoti hai? Sardar:10 raate hoti hai ji !! Teacher:10 raate, kaise? Sardar: 9 navaraatri aur 1 shivraatri..
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Yahoooooo.......!
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Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
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Pen
pencil
scale
eraser
sab taiyar hai
AB BUS..
padhna baki hai .Regards 2 all friends
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Book-seller: Yeh wo pustak hai,jo tumhara aadha kaam kar degi.
Ladka: Sachchi,yeh baat hai,phir tou aap mujhe iski 2 copy de dijiye
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There is a board, 'DRIVE SLOWLY' near schools.
But,
No board near Women's college.
Why?
Bcos VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GO SLOW THERE
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Yahoooooo.......!
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Exams ki saari taiyaari ho gayi
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Pen
pencil
scale
eraser
sab taiyar hai
BUS AB..
padhna baki ha
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Friends should be like zeros.When you add, they are same.When u subtract,they again r same but when u try to divide,they become infinity
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Santa: I'd like some Vitamins for my son.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C ?
Santa: Any will do as my son doesn't know the albhabets yet
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